The Atheologist

Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Wednesday, April 05, 2006

    Funny Money

    The Atheologist was walking to work the other day when he was approached by two seemingly normal looking young ladies who proceeded to hand him something resembling a piece of United States currency. The Atheologist took the item and gave it a quick glance as he continued walking. To his surprise it was what appeared to be a one million dollar bill! The Atheologist quickened his pace in case the young ladies had a change of heart and wanted it back or were looking for sexual favors in return.

    When the Atheologist got to his desk he checked out the bill and in the agitated state that he was in concluded that it was indeed real. All kinds of thoughts went through the Atheologists mind, but the first thing he decided to do was to treat some of his co-workers to some Starbucks. The Atheologist, now a millionaire, sauntered over to one of his co-workers desks and the conversation went something like this;
    The Atheologist: “Hey Steve,” (not his real name), “how about a cup of Joe, lets hit 'The Mermaid', look what I have, I’m buying”.
    Steve: (Looking at the bill), “What are you a moron?”
    The Atheologist: "Yes I know that Starbucks is a rip-off, but this is a million dollars dude!”
    Steve: “No you idiot, that’s not real”.
    The Atheologist: (His heart sinking) “What do you mean? How do you know?”
    Steve: “It says right here, ‘This Note Not Legal Tender For All Debts, Public And Private’, you idiot, and look, there are Christian Bible tracts on the back.”
    The Atheologist: (Taking the funny money back), “Oh, then never mind.”

    Sure enough when the Atheologist got back to his desk, he saw that Steve, (still not his real name), was indeed correct. His newly found wealth had vanished as quickly as it had materialized. The Atheologist was suddenly filled with hatred against those two evil, b@$t@#d, b1tch8$ that had given him such false hope. Why would they do such a thing? The Atheologist was about to put “revenge” on the top of his list of things to do today, when he noticed the date at the top of the list: April 1, 2006. April first? April fools day? Of course! Good one bitches!

    The Atheologist

    Links: The Jokesters, The Funny Money, Even Wikipedia was in on it!, She was fooled too! Some Nerdy Christian Bitches.


    Blogger TheJollyNihilist said...

    Those evangelists are always thinkin'...

    Nobody played any April Fool's on me :(

    7:53:00 PM  
    Blogger The Atheologist said...

    I feel for you.

    8:09:00 AM  
    Blogger Bacon Eating Atheist Jew said...

    It would have been funnier if the note said in Allah We Trust.

    3:53:00 PM  

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