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Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Tuesday, February 14, 2006

    Is The New Pope A Horny Guy?

    The Atheologist and others often uses Pastor Fred Phelps as a source of information when it comes to Christian and religious issues in general.
    A good example of why he and the Westboro Baptist Church have such a good reputation can be seen in a fairly recent event. The Westboro Baptist Church has been informing the world that Pope John Paul II had been doing the work of his father the devil, and that Pope John went straight to hell when he died on April 2nd of last year. There is now some evidence that not only may that be the case, but that the new Pope may in fact be the devil, (previous statements by Pope John Paul II about President Bush being the Antichrist, may have just been a smokescreen.) An Associated Press photograph of Pope Benedict XVI, which appeared in some newspapers on April 22nd of last year shows what appears to be horns poking out of his head. The Atheologist emailed the photo to Pastor Fred, he had this to say about it,
    "Like 'My Favorite Martian', whose antennae makes appearances at inconvenient times so do the Pope's horns. This is not an illusion and I didn’t need to see this photograph to confirm what I have been saying all along. Will this wake up the roughly one billion hell bound members of the Church Of The Holy Pedophiles? I doubt it. Even his name, “Benedict”, was changed from, “Beelzebub”, because some Catholics, even though most of them are as dumb as string cheese, would have figured it out."
    Fred went on to tell me that except for the occasional altar boy mishap, there hasn’t been much going on in the Catholic Church and he added that,
    "The Mary worshiping idolatrous morons haven’t participated in any recent holocausts, crusades or heretic burnings, but that may all change now that The Prince of Darkness is in charge. This is a good thing, because it means that we are nearing the end times and final judgment day, a wonderful, happy and joyous time when most of the world will be sent to burn in hell for all eternity!"
    Thank you once again, Pastor Fred, for your insight.

    The Atheologist

    5 Comments:

    Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

    I don't know any guys who aren't horny.
    And speaking of horns, this guy is stealing our thunder. Everyone knows that it's the Jews who have horns.

    12:22:00 AM  
    Blogger The Atheologist said...

    We all know that it is the Jews who really have the horns and you Jews may be the horniest too, look here.

    9:24:00 AM  
    Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

    Regarding your link: Jews are sometimes embarrassed at the actions of other Jews. Often we speak out about it. This is something that is sorely lacking in the muslim world.

    11:50:00 PM  
    Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

    The site you got that from is also bizzare and disturbing.

    11:59:00 PM  
    Blogger The Atheologist said...

    Yes it is, but the world is often a bizzare and disturbing place. I didn't mean to "freak" you out, maybe this will help, or maybe it won't.

    9:19:00 AM  

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