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Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Friday, January 27, 2006

    New Jersey's Newest Mohel


    A story that caught the medias attention late last year was about a Hebrew religious procedure, called metzitzah b’peh which involves using the mouth to suck blood from the open wound after a boy is circumcised on the eighth day of life.

    Well this procedure also caught the attention of the one and only Blood Count, also known as Dracula, who dropped out of his CDU online Catholic Priest course, and since then has been attending mohel classes under the direction of Dr. Neil Pollock of Vancouver, British Columbia.
    The Count, who attended the course at Pollock's clinic in Vancouver, has converted to Judaism and is preparing to set up his practice in the heavily Orthodox Jewish populated community of Tenafly, NJ. He recently commented,
    "Sure, becoming a Catholic priest would have been great, but there was so much confusion when it came to consubstantiation and transubstantiation. Was it now bloody wine, pretend blood, real blood or still just wine? They just couldn’t make up their minds. It drove me nuts."
    When asked by one of his fellow classmates at the graduation ceremony if he would be a, “cutter”, or a, “snipper?”, the count replied,
    "I haven’t perfected my technique yet but am looking forward to really sinking my teeth into my new found profession. Shalom."
    And the Count kidded that he had heard that the tips were pretty good too.

    The Atheologist

    3 Comments:

    Blogger TM (Jewlicious) said...

    Very funny stuff!

    1:39:00 AM  
    Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

    I am a proud Jew, but very embarrassed of this issue. I like your blog and your sense of humor. Thanks for the link to my blog. - JF

    12:25:00 AM  
    Anonymous Grand Muffti said...

    Heh. Nice call, atheologist.

    12:10:00 AM  

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