The Atheologist

Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Monday, February 06, 2006

    What's A Terrorist Martyr To Do?

    One of the amateurish drawings of Muhammed that the Atheologist commented on here, offers some insight into the problem that young horny Muslim terrorist martyrs face today. The theory that the Muslim heaven has run out of virgins, may in fact not be just a theory and not such a recent occurrence either. The surprising revelation that many of the 9/11 hijackers that were on the FBI’s list, are in fact alive may offer some insight.The FBI seems as confused as almost everyone else.
    The Atheologist usually looks for the simplest and most reasonable explanation when he finds himself in a quandary. That possible explanation comes from none other than one of the originally suspected hijackers,Saudi Arabian pilot, Waleed Al Shehri. who was one of five men that the FBI had said had deliberately crashed American Airlines flight 11 into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. When the Atheologist caught up with Waleed in Morocco he had this to say,
    “I’m not saying that I did or didn’t fly the plane into the one of the American Devils’ twin towers, but I may be alive and well today because there may or may not be any virgins, at least any young and beautiful ones left in Allah’s great heaven. I was or was not given the choice of taking only 4 of these bottom of the barrel, ugly old women as my wives, or returning to my earthly existence,and I may or may not have chosen to return to earth. That is why I may or may not be here today.”

    The Atheologist got to thinking about all the young Muslim girls, being killed recently in Iraq and around the world. Is it possible that the supply of virgins has been replenished to pre 9/11 numbers? Is the Islamic heaven a rocking place again? There’s only one way to find out, but the Atheologist is not a gambling man.


    Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

    I wonder if they re-use the virgins.

    2:17:00 PM  

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