The Atheologist

Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Friday, February 24, 2012

    Gallup Poll: Republicans Attend Church More Than Democrats

    The Atheologist read that a recent Gallup Poll shows that 40% of Republicans say they attend church weekly.
    Twenty-one percent say they attend nearly weekly or monthly, and 38% say they seldom or rarely go to church.
    Compare that to only 27% of Democrats who say they go to church every week, 20% who say they go monthly and 52% of Democrats who say they seldom or never go to church.

    The Atheologist supposes that if you ask any of these intelligently designed, God-fearing, church going individuals the reason for this variation, they would most likely state that it was because Republicans pray a lot for those that need it - you know, the gays, atheists, liberals, lazy unemployed people, stem cells and Muslims. Democrats obviously don't care about anyone.

    Here's an amazing fact the Atheologist has uncovered that even that Gallup guy hadn't: Republicans attend church more often than Democrats, atheists and Jews combined, (not counting any Jews for Jesus of course).

    God bless them, every one.

    The Atheologist

    1 Comments:

    Blogger JZ said...

    This post was actually quite clever, and lengthy too.

    But I see why you don't write like this anymore. No gives you any deals on flowers when you write like this.

    And we all know how much you love flowers.

    JZ

    12:44:00 PM  

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