Oy, Please Don’t Call It, the ‘Swine’, Flu

Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he told a news conference at a hospital in central Israel.
The Atheologist was deeply touched by Yakov’s concern for his Muslim brothers, after all how many Muslims are there in Mexico anyway? Besides, most Mexicans are followers of that declining religion that the Atheologist’s previous post touched upon. Those Catholic pork eaters seem to have overlooked that part of the Bible, Leviticus 11:1-3, which strictly forbids eating pork and even the watching of Porky Pig cartoons.

Here are some questions that the Atheologist has for Yakov -
Is this Canadian farmer actually a Mexican?
Where the hell is Madonna and her magic Kabbalah water when you need it?
Is the Hippo flu the cause of obesity in the USA?
Is the name, ‘Mad Cow Disease”, offensive to Hindus?
How about, ‘West Nile Virus’, is it offensive to Egyptians?
Does the term, ‘Lyme’, disease disrespect Margarita drinkers?
Why have the Atheists been so silent on this issue, is it their fault?
Is it safe to eat Jews? Some of them do look very appetizing.
The Atheologist
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