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  • Thursday, March 08, 2007

    The Agitated Atheist: Why I Am Agitated

    The Atheologist will at times have guest posters who will share their views on subjects related to atheism. Today the Agitated Atheist, who has a brand new blog, is the Atheologist’s guest poster:

    Why am I agitated?

    Here’s an example of how an average even tempered atheist can become agitated and angry, (it may look like I’m picking on the Christians but at the moment, in the good old USA, they are the group most likely to agitate):-
    How about when some worn out former homecoming queen piece of crap trailer trash with two teeth, from the Inbred High School choir spews some hateful, vile shit like, “u r gonna go 2 hell 2 burn 4 ever b cuz Jeesus luvs u", and this waste of a human life actually also has the nerve to act surprised when you get pissed at her for screwing with you. Things like this can agitate and make atheists angry.

    Atheists usually have a good reason when they become angry. A large percentage of Theists don’t even know what an atheist is. For those morons who are interested – an atheist, for the most part, is someone who sees no evidence of a supernatural being or god and therefore sees no reason to believe in one. No, we don’t, “hate God”, eat our children or worship the devil as many of you dimwits have been told. And we are usually smarter and morally superior than you religious kooks. That’s right – look it up in your Bibles if you can read.

    The truly angry people are the ones who run around vomiting mindless hateful crap like Theists do to atheists every day. The depraved crap that Theists spit out every day would put Hitler to shame - "Come believe in and worship this loving being who has ordered his people to commit rape, mutilation, genocide, torture, child abuse, kidnapping, slavery, and murder - or our wonderful loving god will send you, the child he so dearly loves, to eternal torment." Again, read your Bibles!

    The Agitated Atheist? You bet your ass I'm agitated! But I only become that way when I get openly attacked day after day and year after year by "loving people" who follow this "loving god" and who spew out crap at me which I could never hope to compete with when it comes to anger, hate, intolerance, and bad will towards mankind. The only reason that we atheists are frequently angry is because Theists are so frequently attacking us while running their mouths in high gear and their brains in low gear. ! I'm agitated and angry because you idiots are so un-believably infuriating, you walking, talking piles of horse crap!

    The Agitated Atheist

    7 Comments:

    Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

    Agitated, Never get more agitated than they do. Afterall, you want to outlive them.

    10:00:00 AM  
    Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

    Sounds like you could use a massage. I have just the table for that.

    3:00:00 PM  
    Anonymous bernarda said...

    Other reasons to be agitated. Even the xian below is agitated by some xians.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=301&objectid=10424908

    Then there is the accumulation of annoying news stories.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=301&objectid=10424908

    "Politicians from across the spectrum have expressed solidarity with a Green Party parliamentarian of Turkish origin who has received death threats after urging Muslim women in Germany to take off their headscarves."

    This one from Britain.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/beds/bucks/herts/5323482.stm

    "An 11-year-old girl starting at a new school has been denied transport by coach because she is not baptised."

    8:19:00 AM  
    Blogger The Agitated Atheist said...

    Beepbeep,
    Do I really want to outlive them?
    That will just give me more time to get agitated!

    Reverend,
    That’s funny and gross at the same time.

    Bernarda,
    Thanks for the links, (the first two were the same but I found the Muslim headscarves one).

    8:59:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    [quote]You walking talking piles of horse crap![/quote]

    If that's the love and peace that atheism has to offer, I'm not impressed with it's supposed "moral superiority".

    If you are entitled to a world view of your own choosing, so are they. If you can evangelize your world view, so can they. If you can fight for your world view, so can they.

    Realize that most of the supposed "Christians" you seem to criticize are not following the teachings of Jesus. Is your beef with Jesus, or people who use his name in vain?

    1:08:00 PM  
    Blogger The Atheologist said...

    Anonymous:

    The teachings of Jesus were simply 'teachings' stolen from other philosophies and previous religions, in other words - mythologies.

    8:25:00 PM  
    Blogger Thomas Braylen said...

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    12:59:00 AM  

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