The Atheologist

Theology is the study of theism; Atheology is the study of atheism. I am The Atheologist. Why don’t Atheists embrace religion when the vast majority of humans do? Why are Atheists regarded by most of society as thugs, rabble, vermin and generally naughty people. The Atheologist will attempt to seek out the true answers to these and many more questions by using logical assumptions, interviews with people of all faiths and really, really good research. The Atheologist wants to know.

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  • Thursday, January 04, 2007

    Pat Robertson Will Kick Your Ass!

    The internet is abuzz with reactions to Pat Robertson’s latest 2007 predictions and warnings.

    Well the Atheologist has a warning for all of those who dare challenge or mock the good reverend. Watch out, Pat Robertson will kick your ass! As many of you have heard, Pat Robertson holds the world record for leg squats when it was reported that he squatted almost infinity pounds back in May of 2006? Can you imagine what would happen to an atheist’s head if Pat ever got it sandwiched between his massive thighs of steel? Can anyone say "pop"? The Atheologist is directing this warning to these foolish bloggers and others who are either ignorant of Pat’s superhuman abilities or dim-witted enough to ignore them – Betty Cracker, Hellbound Alleee, BigDumbChimp, DeadBrain, SacredSandwich, James Randi you have been warned.

    Also-this has not been confirmed by the Atheologist at the time of this posting, but there are rumors that sometime in early summer, (with the help of his magic shake and Jesus), Pat will be swimming across the Atlantic Ocean, (because the English Channel is for wimps), stain a piece of stainless steel using only a black marker and will single-handedly attempt to break the bond between church and state!

    The Atheologist


    Blogger Sarah Hall said...

    I can't even imagine what would happen to an atheist’s head if Pat ever got it sandwiched between his massive thighs of steel:) Use our qualified essay help for any academic needs!

    2:31:00 AM  

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